tee
My Coworkers Are Artificially Intelligent
tri-blend. soft. holds up. ages well. nobody will ask, but you'll know.
$28 coming soon
Merch. coming soon.
heavyweight cotton tees. matte stickers. one or two weird objects. discharge-printed jokes you'd put on a laptop in front of an exec.
here's the deal: the merch isn't open yet. when it is, it'll live in its own store on a shopify subdomain, because running a checkout is not how a solo dev should spend a weekend. this site stays the games. the store handles the cardboard boxes and the card processing. until that store opens, here's what's coming so you know we're not bluffing.
the first drop
images are mockups. the print, the cut, and the cotton weight are still landing. when the real photos go in, the rest of the page is already wired.
tee
Error 404: Social Skills Not Found
heavyweight cotton, discharge print. classic on-call uniform.
$28 coming soon
tee
I Like Big Data & I Cannot Lie
heavyweight cotton, discharge print. holds up after the wash, unlike your last sprint plan.
$28 coming soon
tee
Oregon Trail Survivor
charcoal heavyweight, pixel-display print. you forded the river. you remember 5.25 inch floppies.
$28 coming soon
hoodie
I Don't Have ADHD I Just Love Side Quests
midweight fleece, brushed inside. front-print, double-stitched cuffs. ages well.
$54 coming soon
hoodie
Show Me What That Tech Do
midweight fleece. printed reflective so the back row at the conference still reads it.
$54 coming soon
how the shop will work
- the store lives on shopify. its own subdomain, hosted checkout. we never touch your card. the games site never sees a payment.
- the games stay here. free, no login required, no checkout in sight. the shop is a separate door, not a paywall bolted onto the arcade.
- shipping where it's reasonable. US first, EU later, then the rest. honest pricing, no flat-rate tricks.
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plays may unlock perks. if you're signed in and have leaderboard time,
the plan is small discount codes when the store opens. opt-in. tied to your
user_id, never your email.
if you want to be told the day the store opens, sign in. you'll get one email when it does. that is the entire email program.