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The stand-up that could have been an email
forty-five minutes. team of six. every day. send help, or a tectonic event.
Signed, Standing Too Long advice · workplaceMy coworker codes in light mode
in the open office. the glare is visible from space. can this respect be restored?
Signed, Burned Retinas advice · careerThe recruiter who keeps lying
a rockstar ninja unicorn role with unlimited PTO. i have a job. why am i tempted.
Signed, Weak To Flattery advice · engineeringHe will not squash his commits
forty-one commits. one is a single semicolon. one just says "WHY." is this fireable?
Signed, Reviewing In Hell advice · lifeTechnically correct, romantically bankrupt
i explained why their battery percentage is a lie. there was no second date.
Signed, A Heuristic Of A Man advice · engineeringThe cloud bill is bigger than my rent
there is an instance named temp-test-DO-NOT-DELETE running for three years. i fear it.
Signed, Fiscally Haunted advice · lifeThe crypto guy at the party
he will explain the blockchain to me. i have a CS degree. he does not. make it stop.
Signed, Cornered Again advice · lifeTabs versus spaces, in my marriage
it was funny for a year. last night it came up during an argument about dishes.
Signed, Whitespace Divided advice · workplaceThe talker got promoted to my manager
the stand-ups are now sixty minutes. i fantasize about tectonic events. is this growth?
Signed, Still Standing, Somehow advice · careerThey say an AI will take my job
i write internal CRUD apps. should i be panicking, retraining, or drinking?
Signed, Allegedly Obsolete